I will Anonymously send someone an annoying glitter bomb.
A classic, annoying as hell glitter loaded letter. The glitter is concealed in the letter, but when the receiver pulls out the letter, expecting a nice note, glitter goes Everywhere! Yes. Every-Fucking-Where.
Let em get their little dirt devils out and try and vacuum this shit up. Not so easy. They’ll be finding this stuff for weeks. Pricks.